Post by Admin on Sept 15, 2013 0:26:39 GMT
It’s All About, Instant Pout!
I see Women are using a new product, it’s called, “Instant Pout!”
They apply it to their lips like lipstick, just before they go out.
It causes their lips to swell up, making them look very full.
So don’t be fooled by their looks, it’s probably “Just Bull!”
These kind of products are just not fair on us innocent Men.
They can make one want to stay in the safety, of our private den.
I mean, a Man’s really asking for trouble now, if he goes out.
And gets knocked right off his feet, by a sexy Woman’s pout!
Just imagine if you got serious and then married such a girl.
Her pouting lips had got to you, putting your heart in a whirl.
Then you wake up beside her, after your hot wedding night.
Find she had a mouth like a slit! You’d get a hell’o’va’ fright!
Also, I wonder what happens if she misses and kisses your nose.
Would it suddenly swell up, looking like a grotesque red rose?
Or, if her lips just happen to brush tenderly over your eyes.
Would you end up looking like, you were suffering with “Styes?”
Just what will they invent next that will lead poor Men astray?
Probably “Instant Servility”, if they could really get their way.
So Men, help fight this invention, when you see it, shout out!
“Watch out Fellas’ for that Woman! She’s wearing Instant Pout!”
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I see Women are using a new product, it’s called, “Instant Pout!”
They apply it to their lips like lipstick, just before they go out.
It causes their lips to swell up, making them look very full.
So don’t be fooled by their looks, it’s probably “Just Bull!”
These kind of products are just not fair on us innocent Men.
They can make one want to stay in the safety, of our private den.
I mean, a Man’s really asking for trouble now, if he goes out.
And gets knocked right off his feet, by a sexy Woman’s pout!
Just imagine if you got serious and then married such a girl.
Her pouting lips had got to you, putting your heart in a whirl.
Then you wake up beside her, after your hot wedding night.
Find she had a mouth like a slit! You’d get a hell’o’va’ fright!
Also, I wonder what happens if she misses and kisses your nose.
Would it suddenly swell up, looking like a grotesque red rose?
Or, if her lips just happen to brush tenderly over your eyes.
Would you end up looking like, you were suffering with “Styes?”
Just what will they invent next that will lead poor Men astray?
Probably “Instant Servility”, if they could really get their way.
So Men, help fight this invention, when you see it, shout out!
“Watch out Fellas’ for that Woman! She’s wearing Instant Pout!”
Copyright Retribution