Post by Admin on Sept 15, 2013 0:18:33 GMT
Astral Travel!
Some claim to practice “Astral Travel” and flit about at night.
I often wonder if it’s them, when wispy Ghosts give one a fright?
They claim they can visit you when you’re at home fast asleep.
Even describing your sleeping preferences from their little peep!
It’s not a nice thought that someone could see you perhaps in the nude.
Just the thought of them seeing you so intimately is really, quite rude!
Imagine, if at that moment, you were practising very personal things.
And they are there giggling, silently watching you from the wings!
That these “Astral Travel” types can flit about just anywhere.
Is really hitting below the belt; this Astral spying isn’t fair.
And if you happened to catch one of these Peeping Toms in the act.
You can’t physically grab them either; they rely on that fact!
So to beat them I am going to practice this “Astral Travel” too.
Then follow them back home and wait for them to go to the loo.
Then appear, pointing, and laughing hysterically at their private bits.
Till they give up “Astral Travel” because I keep giving them the sh’ts!
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Some claim to practice “Astral Travel” and flit about at night.
I often wonder if it’s them, when wispy Ghosts give one a fright?
They claim they can visit you when you’re at home fast asleep.
Even describing your sleeping preferences from their little peep!
It’s not a nice thought that someone could see you perhaps in the nude.
Just the thought of them seeing you so intimately is really, quite rude!
Imagine, if at that moment, you were practising very personal things.
And they are there giggling, silently watching you from the wings!
That these “Astral Travel” types can flit about just anywhere.
Is really hitting below the belt; this Astral spying isn’t fair.
And if you happened to catch one of these Peeping Toms in the act.
You can’t physically grab them either; they rely on that fact!
So to beat them I am going to practice this “Astral Travel” too.
Then follow them back home and wait for them to go to the loo.
Then appear, pointing, and laughing hysterically at their private bits.
Till they give up “Astral Travel” because I keep giving them the sh’ts!
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