Post by Admin on Sept 13, 2013 12:23:15 GMT
Dieting Regime!
There was a young lady that wanted to lose weight.
Her desire was to emulate the now famous, “Twiggy!”
She hated the way that she thought that she looked.
In her mind, she felt more like a “Little Miss Piggy!”
So to stop herself from eating too much.
She stitched up both of her lips together.
And even when of food she did sometimes partake.
She’d vomit by tickling her throat with a feather!
After a few months she started getting results.
You could then see all her bones sticking out.
Now when she ventured into the World outside
She hoped “A New Twiggy!”, everybody would shout!
She thought that now her life would definitely change.
She’d get offers of dating and much work on the “Walk.”
Become famous as a Model all over the World.
And in the Fashion Magazines, be all the “New Talk!”
So she rang up Modelling Agencies all over her Town.
Arranged many interviews to see the next day.
Then starved herself again, not eating any food.
“You’ve got the Job!”, she wanted them to say.
So the very next morning once her make-up was on.
She travelled into the big City by the express train.
But tragedy struck just as she reached the first place.
She fell,and slipped down between the grates of a drain!
Now this poor lass has never been seen since!
And it’s all because she wanted to emulate “Twiggy!”
She wouldn’t have slipped through the grates of that drain.
If she had still been a “Little Miss Piggy!”
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There was a young lady that wanted to lose weight.
Her desire was to emulate the now famous, “Twiggy!”
She hated the way that she thought that she looked.
In her mind, she felt more like a “Little Miss Piggy!”
So to stop herself from eating too much.
She stitched up both of her lips together.
And even when of food she did sometimes partake.
She’d vomit by tickling her throat with a feather!
After a few months she started getting results.
You could then see all her bones sticking out.
Now when she ventured into the World outside
She hoped “A New Twiggy!”, everybody would shout!
She thought that now her life would definitely change.
She’d get offers of dating and much work on the “Walk.”
Become famous as a Model all over the World.
And in the Fashion Magazines, be all the “New Talk!”
So she rang up Modelling Agencies all over her Town.
Arranged many interviews to see the next day.
Then starved herself again, not eating any food.
“You’ve got the Job!”, she wanted them to say.
So the very next morning once her make-up was on.
She travelled into the big City by the express train.
But tragedy struck just as she reached the first place.
She fell,and slipped down between the grates of a drain!
Now this poor lass has never been seen since!
And it’s all because she wanted to emulate “Twiggy!”
She wouldn’t have slipped through the grates of that drain.
If she had still been a “Little Miss Piggy!”
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