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Post by tommy.irene on Dec 25, 2014 7:29:27 GMT
Merry Christmas Everyone..
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Post by tommy.irene on Dec 26, 2014 8:58:56 GMT
The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, “then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?” ”Yes, your honor.”
“And why was that?” “Because my wife wanted a dress.”
The judge check with his records, “But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!”
“Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times.”
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Post by tommy.irene on Dec 27, 2014 8:30:20 GMT
A man is complaining to a friend: “I had it all, money, a beautiful house, a nice car, a great motorcycle, the love of a beautiful woman. Then it was all gone!”
“What happened?” asks the friend.
“My wife found out!” replied the man.
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Post by tommy.irene on Dec 28, 2014 7:28:52 GMT
Teacher to a student: "Can you think of a solution to end unemployment?"
"Yes, sir! I'd put all the men on one island and the women on another."
"And what would they be doing then?"
"Building boats!"
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Post by tommy.irene on Dec 29, 2014 7:11:50 GMT
Why men have two dogs and not two wives:-
The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
A dog's parents never visit you.
Dogs like it if you leave things on the floor.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs like to do their snooping outside, rather than inside your wallet or desk.
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
Most importantly:-
If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff!
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Post by tommy.irene on Dec 30, 2014 7:14:22 GMT
I came home from work last night and told my Wife that I've been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and I get to employ my own private secretary.
"Well, you'd better hire someone who's a bit old, fat and ugly," she said, "I don't want you choosing someone who you're going to be tempted to have sex with."
"That's fair enough," I replied, "When can you start?
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Post by tommy.irene on Dec 31, 2014 7:42:01 GMT
A guy found a penguin and showed him to a policeman.
The policeman said, "Take that penguin to the zoo, now."
Next day the policeman sees the man with the penguin again.
The policeman stops the guy and says, I told you yesterday to take the penguin to the Zoo, what on earth are you doing with the penguin in your truck again?"
The guy says, "What is there to do? Yesterday I took him to the zoo and today I'm taking him to the movies."
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Post by tommy.irene on Jan 1, 2015 7:51:27 GMT
Happy New Year Everyone.
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Post by Admin on Feb 21, 2015 2:49:54 GMT
Sorry mate I haven't been in been unwell You have kept the site going and it is appreciated however I would like to make you equal manager as you have quite a following and then you can wipe forums you don't want or anything you decide. I just can't come in often I hope you will treat the site as your own.
Regards
retribution
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